From the recording How Could I Get It So Wrong

Lyrics

Woke up and who should I see -
My bosses's girlfriend
The way she was looking at me
It made the light bend:
So I made my escape and burnt some toast
Looked in the mirror like I'd seen a ghost
And I wonder.....

How could I, how could I, how could I get it so wrong

Turned round and who should I see Fanella's father
And he was looking at me said
My name is Arthur
And I hadn't been standing there for long
When it occured to me
I didn't have a stitch on

How could I, how could I, how could I get it so wrong

I'm going to lock myself away
I'm going to live my life underneath a duvet....